i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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