just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Randomize