Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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