is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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