is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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