Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
Randomize
