I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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