have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
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