They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
