I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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