At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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