i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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