Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
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