Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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