oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
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