Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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