let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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