Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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