I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
We have started to decorate penises.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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