that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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