he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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