Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
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