so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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