I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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