I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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