no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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