She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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