bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
When did angry sex become our thing?
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Randomize
