I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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