Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
life is too short to starve
life is also too short to be fat
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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