The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Rumble strips road head = magical
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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