Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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