Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
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