Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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