i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
operation have a gay friend backfired
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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