i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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