Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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