we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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