im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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