drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
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