I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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