dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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