So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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