I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
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