You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
