She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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