I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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