why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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