Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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