How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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