I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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