4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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