I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
I AM VODKA MAN
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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