She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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