dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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